Michael: What do you think Jesus would think about that?
Michael: Violette, just tell me the truth!
Violette: "Silence"
Michael: Come on, I'll give you money, just tell me the truth.
Violette: "Silence"
Mommy: Michael, why are you saying that to her?
Michael: Because I'm a bad guy.
Michael: Boys have wenis'?
Mommy: That's right.
Michael: And girls don't, theirs is just cut off.
Michael: What color is my face?
Mommy: White.
Michael: White? What color is my hand?
Mommy: White.
Michael: Oh. Can I play computers games?
I won't even go into the conversations where he asked me how babies are born. Yikes!
This guy is too funny!!!
2 comments:
I love it Courtney! I need to do a better job of having Stephen write in his journal. The other day he was sad, because he couldn't remember what he had done a few weeks ago. Thus, the idea for journaling with Stephen.
Hilarious. More, please.
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